Don’t worry, I’ll do it myself!

 Having failed miserably to learn Spanish before we left we’re fully equipped with a mini Lonely Planet Latin American – English phrasebook. Takes some getting used to, and we’ve found some things that just aren’t in it but reading through the “chat-up” section cheered us up one boring bus journey! Kinda reminded us of looking up rude words in the dictionary as a kid every English lesson. If you want the Spanish for any of these we’ve got it covered.

You have (a) beautiful.. (body, eyes, hands, laugh, personality)
I (don’t) like that
Please stop!
Please don’t stop!
Oh my god!
Oh yeah!
I can’t get it up – sorry
Don’t worry, I’ll do it myself
It helps to have a sense of humour
Piss off
I never want to see you again